the grand opening




oggi ero a pranzo con cinque uomini e non riuscivano a starmi dietro in fatto di cibo. Però, ieri, la prima recensione uscita diceva di me “thin in a suspicious way” (magra in modo sospetto). I’m thin in a suspicious way!!!!!! Cioè sono ricorsa alla chirurgia?! Magra, quindi non mangio pizza?! Suspicious mi fa troppo ridere. 
Ieri sera l’inaugurazione è stata un gran successo. Tantissima gente, tantissimi tranci, paparazzi e stars locals. Mi hanno fatto mettere in posa (aiuto!!!!) per non so che rivista, intervistata al volo (ero impreparatissima) per l’E Entertainment locale. Mi hanno chiesto se mi piace Tel Aviv e dove sono stata. Ma lo sanno quanto sono difficili i nomi dei loro quartieri da memorizzare?! L’importante è sdrammatizzare e non cercarsi sul web.


today I had lunch with five men and they couldn’t keep up with me. In spite of this in the first review they said that I’m thin in a suspicious way. I’m thin in a suspicious way!!!! What does it mean? That I had a surgery? Thin meaning that I don’t eat pizza at all?! Suspicious makes me smile.
Yesterday night the grand opening was a great success. Hundreds of people, hundreds of tranci, paparazzi and locals stars. I had to pose for a magazine photographer (help me!!!!), and the local E Entertainment interviewed us. They asked me about Tel Aviv and where I have been. Do they know how difficult are their neightbourhood names? The important thing is minimize the drama and never look for me on the web. 










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